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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Nun Chucks

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Nun Chucks

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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/49144784

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “I’m sorry, I just sold the last ones I had, there’s nun left”

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Would be better if they had Chuck Noris’ face.

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      Except then you’d have to see chuck norris’ face

    • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Chuck-Nun-Chuck or Nun-Chuck-Chuck

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Nun on one side and chuck on the other!

  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works
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    Someone 3D print Chuck Norris in a nun uniform so we can have a chuck nun to go along with this nun chuck!

  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    We want nun of that. Gopher-Chucks are where it’s at.

  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    This made me crack a laughing fit in the middle of some restaurant with my family.

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      This made me crack a laugh crisis

      Brand New sentence?

      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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        I… don’t know the english word for it.

        • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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          Okay, I might be able to help with that. What is your native language & what is the word in that language? I’ll look it up and see if I can help you find the most similar English version.

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            Portuguese: Crise de Riso

            • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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              I think the most commonly used phrase would be “laughing fit” (or “fit of laughter”), where “fit” in this usage means “in a condition of,” " or “a state of” something (laughter in this case, but other examples might include coughing or other mostly involuntary conditions).

              EDIT: it is interesting to me that the word used in your language is “crisis,” as in English that implies something along the lines of an emergency situation requiring immediate attention.

              • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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                Oooh, thanks!

                • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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                  Always glad for an opportunity to help, and to learn something - so thanks to you, as well!

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                You seem to be someone who appreciates linguistics, so I’ll share the word Hungarians use to describe a (laughing) fit - (röhögő)görcs, which literally translates to cramp.

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        I honestly feel the original sentence was based af

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