Same for secret mushroom spot
I met a girl for a date the other day and her sister was there when i picked her up and the first thing she asked after shaking my hand was “you know any good spots to harvest morels?” Yeah even if i had a good spot in the area, they ain’t getting it that easy.
Did you have a T-shirt on saying you harvest Morels?? I’ve never met anyone asking me anything remotely similar. I need more context, why would she ask that? Was your date in a forest?
Dude casually describing an encounter with the Morel Witch of the Dark Wood
It was the sister asking, they were going morel hunting soon. Originally the date was gonna be in the woods but then we got rained out so i took her to eat instead. I am an outdoors person and have that look to me, but i also have foraging friends that would take a bullet for me before sharing their morel spots.
Dude isn’t it odd? I lived in one place for years and no one veer mentioned them and I moved to another state and people like get together to go hunt for them and stuff. Its wild.
Really cool though.
girlfriends home
You dropping off the person at the fishing spot
