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minus-squarestickly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down1·4 days agoThat has to be one of the worst guillotine designs I’ve ever seen, send this child back to school. no mouton curve is simultaneously less effective than a diagonal and harder to make tiny contact point with groove on the narrow blade side, basically guaranteed to jump on the way down or slip on impact no head basket or splatter shield no bascule, good luck shifting that body kid no stabilizing supports This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down1·4 days agoit’s bc CEO didn’t pay for Premium Guillotine™. CEO also had to watch 5 minutes of unskippable ads before being decraptiated.
minus-squarebonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoOne of those tip screens pop up before the blade comes down
minus-squareAlexander@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down1·4 days agodon’t judge school projects too harshly! besides, you’ve described a great are performance, with a MESSAGE
minus-squareDoc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoYou mean the CEO gets to suffer before they die? Bonus points!
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·4 days ago This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any) I fail to see the downside
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoWe haven’t got all day!
minus-squareMika@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 days agoA good guillotine? In this economy?! Besides, it’s probably way scarier to die from improper cut.
minus-squarecomador @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoNicolas Jacques Pelletier One of the first guillotine victims, his execution reportedly failed initially due to a poorly fitted lunette (headrest) and a dull blade, requiring multiple attempts and hacks to finish, according to historical reports. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Jacques_Pelletier
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 days agoI would like to subscribe to guillotine critiques.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days ago This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any) That kid is going to turn into a real John C. Woods, and I’m here for it.
minus-squarediffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoBecause of inflation its cheap ☹️
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoWell shit, I was hopin’ you’d say that. Donny! Got a job for ya!
That has to be one of the worst guillotine designs I’ve ever seen, send this child back to school.
This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)
it’s bc CEO didn’t pay for Premium Guillotine™. CEO also had to watch 5 minutes of unskippable ads before being decraptiated.
One of those tip screens pop up before the blade comes down
don’t judge school projects too harshly!
besides, you’ve described a great are performance, with a MESSAGE
You mean the CEO gets to suffer before they die? Bonus points!
I fail to see the downside
We haven’t got all day!
A good guillotine? In this economy?!
Besides, it’s probably way scarier to die from improper cut.
Nicolas Jacques Pelletier
One of the first guillotine victims, his execution reportedly failed initially due to a poorly fitted lunette (headrest) and a dull blade, requiring multiple attempts and hacks to finish, according to historical reports.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Jacques_Pelletier
I would like to subscribe to guillotine critiques.
That kid is going to turn into a real John C. Woods, and I’m here for it.
Because of inflation its cheap ☹️
Well shit, I was hopin’ you’d say that.
Donny!
Got a job for ya!
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