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Stamets@startrek.websitedeleted by creator to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

A variety of premature ejaculation

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A variety of premature ejaculation

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Stamets@startrek.websitedeleted by creator to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 years ago
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    BARB COME BACK MY HOG STILL CRANKS IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE MORE TO GET IT GOING NOW AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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      GOBBLESS THEMS PILLS

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        PILLS AND SHEER M’FING WILL! AROOOOOOO!

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      CRANKING ONES HOG IS A STATE OF MIND

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    SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRANK AND BEANS BRO. IF YOU’RE STILL PACKING HEAT I’D SUGGEST GETTING A PROPER HOLSTER TO AVOID ANY MORE SELF PERFORATIONS.

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      I’m an Uncle Mike’s holster fan and I’ll die an Uncle Mike’s holster fan (probably caused by an Uncle Mike’s related ND).

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    STILL CRANK SPIRITUALLY AROOOO CUMMING GHOSTS

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    Most relatable meme

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    I know some trans women who joke about DIY bottom surgery.

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    deleted by creator

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    This post doesn’t legally have the right to slap as hard as it does.

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    AROOOOOOOO!

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    NOW WHY WOULD YOU GO DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

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    Well yeah, you’re supposed to do that at the Waffle House instead.

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    Are you John Stamets from the Full House show?

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      I… What? You mean John Stamos?

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        I don’t think you’re legally allowed to be confused by anything after posting this meme.

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            New York’s hottest restaurant is Cracker Barrel. Constructed from saltine crackers hastily arranged inside an old barrel of pilchards, this place has everything. Pancakes, eggs, that little peg game and Skeletor accidentally severing his own genitals with a firearm he brought to a chain restaurant for reasons best known to himself.

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          Yeah, I was just trying to get on the post’s level.

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    Is this the bitter end for Brad?

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