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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Sharks [The Jenkins]

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Sharks [The Jenkins]

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/

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    They’re out because your didn’t add AI to the mix

    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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      AI powered productivity enhancer that uses block-chain algorithms to link you to like-minded professionals with security, confidence and ease of accessibility as leading principles of operation.

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        Congratulations on being a billionaire.

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          Of course I am. I know how to use money as a resource, something that the 99% are incapable of understanding. It took my dad 75 years to raise 700 million dollars I inherited. I’ve been able to double it in less than 25 years, because of how smart I am.

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      Before you say you’re out, let me mention the people you’re dating are actually AI.

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        But in reality they’re underpaid and overeducated Vietnamese men. Don’t worry, it’s just while they actually develop their own LLM model or the unpaid intern finds out how to use chatgpt 3.5.

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    Do one with dragons for those of us from the UK.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just for you, Jack.

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        And one with lions for us Germans!

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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          What do you mean “it looks like you just lazily pasted lions over the dragons over the sharks.” ?

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            Those are clearly sea lions.

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              What did sea lions ever do to you? :P

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            wait, I’m confused now, can you bring the sharks back?

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              Oh yeah, no problem.

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                Those are some weird looking manticores

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                One of them should say “that’s a no from me, dawg”

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            You coulda just done nothing and said they’re under the water

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              deleted by creator

      • RandomLegend [He/Him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Lions for the German version (Höhle der Löwen) plzzz?

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          Ok, done. (It’s in a reply to another commenter who requested it)

          • RandomLegend [He/Him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Love ya

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        Thank you. I’m happy now.

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    I think you had them at crypto.

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    Billy: “omg i came up with the same idea 4 years ago! I totally could have been rich!”

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    Wait, this is the description of Anytype! Lol

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    God I hate that show

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