I’m definitely keeping rose cuz I love rose flavor

any other ones of these edible (more than once)?

One Punch Man but it’s all C-class

outside

I genuinely think you should be able to get a job interview by walking into a business and introducing yourself with a firm handshake

writing a billion versions of my resume with matching cover letters and manually inputting all the information already on my resume into individual application forms and then getting rejected by AI screening scripts is making me wish i was dead

as a new yorker i support nyc secession lol

look how they massacred my boy

this is some genuine writing talent ty for sharing. might use this for future TTRPG inspo. likely a horror setting one cuz i have the stupid hole phobia.

excellent

17 year old me learning Linux with Ubuntu: googles “Linux tutorial [thing I want to do] GUI”

30 year old me wrangling my 20th new Debian install: the only reason I’m installing a desktop environment is to make memes with GIMP and play Steam games. if I can’t change the setting using the terminal I’m probably not going to bother changing it.

i am a cringe ass bitch and would unironically enjoy a terminal demon battling a GUI demon

oh also both spell it “daemon” *knee slap*

This may partially explain why I (and many other NDs I know) have gravitated towards BDSM.

Need more side quests. “Have orgasm with partner(s)” not interesting enough. “Hi I would like to try sex but extra, please.”

So I’m pathetically single but really relieved to know I’m not the only one like this.

I take forever to finish masturbating because I keep having to stop and look stuff up on Wikipedia, add things to to-do list, reply to texts, go pee, get a drink of water, finish doing whatever the fuck distracted me when I went into the bathroom/kitchen…

I have contemplated consuming non-pornographic media at the same time as masturbating because somehow my dumpster fire of a brain is that much of a dopamine black hole that literal orgasms just aren’t enough. I haven’t actually done it yet because the idea of flickin the bean to, say, cooking shows on YouTube sounds just slightly too weird for me.

But I wouldn’t put it past future me. I’ll probably end up with a fetish for watching women cook pasta.

caffeine breaks down at vaporization temperatures, though. I know this as a former vape user and current caffeine addict lol

Z IS UP AND ALSO IT’S BLUE

Goodwill is known to heavily take advantage of the US law allowing sub minimum wage pay to disabled workers

https://www.disabled-world.com/editorials/minimumwage.php

this is also one of my favorites and it made me irrationally scared of spillways

a Tim Robinson Linux meme is two layers of obscure 10/10

and The Chair Company

was gonna snark “me before coffee” but tbh this is also me after coffee too