First hot cross bun batch of the season (Paul Hollywood’s recipe). We didn’t end up doing the crosses (they taste like crap anyway lol) so more like hot heathen buns, but delicious none the less 😁

I’m pretty sure this is a joke about the propensity for building industry workers to be smokers, and not an ad for Marlboro. Seems to have been taken as humor by the votes and the comments, so I’m inclined to leave it. Not making a call on legality. Happy for others to make different judgements.

This hit the right notes in my soul 😁💙

Tumblr CEO is a good pick-me-up after 😅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtUuab1Aqg0

That’s what I mean, being afraid for my life isn’t usually conducive to an expedient shitter visit 😂

I don’t know how comfortable I’d be with that hot water service hanging over my head while I’m having a shit…

They don’t seem very active, but you can try reaching your instance admin at https://lemmy.today/u/mrmanager

It’s the other way around here: Everything is public except where it’s made clear that it won’t be (e.g. email address, password).

For what it’s worth, your instance of choice is particularly negligent in regard to informing its users. Compare lemmy.today/legal to lemmy.world/legal, or their respective signup pages for examples. There’s little that Lemmy itself or the community at large can do about that 😞

Sir, this is the Fediverse.

Run your access logs through something that will report the ASN for the client IPs. Goaccess would be my recommendation. It will require access to a GeoIP database which you can get from Maxmind by signing up for a free API key, or download them directly from P3TERX/GeoLite.mmdb on Github. We have identified a number of bot networks this way. Happy to help further if you’d like a hand 👍

You made a booger come out my nose 😂

Just standard clickbait, but sounds more serious because we understand the extent to which they’re going out of their way to bend and withhold the facts.

I feel like it’s a bit misguided to put Stripe and Paypal with Visa and MC. They’d be taking the same risk Valve just walked away from if they didn’t follow the “rules”, no?

Yo does old mate have his dick out? 🧐

After becoming more familiar with sociopathy (or “antisocial personality disorder” per the DSM) I’ve been wondering if a lot of what I had attributed to various personality traits among family members is perhaps instead an untreatable genetic disorder.

I should have known 😂🤦‍♂️ Still a legend 🫡

3 days old with an exclusively upvoted comment that explained something to everyone. Legend 👍

Waiting for the episode where he finds out who owns YouTube 🫠

Captured my thoughts so well, I’m off to forward this to every fellow nerd I know 😂

Alright, how many have this exact collander? 😂✋