This is the life I want for myself.

…Yeah, you got me.

Fuck lawns. Like, with an unpleasant thing. Idk, a jagged rock or something.

Damn.

Yeah. I wish we could get these kinda numbers on a more targeted kinda thing, rather than just “orange man bad,” but I guess I’ll take what we can get lol

Every year my fiance go down to the pond down the road and make friends with the Canadian geese. Everyone here seems to hate them, but they’re lovely when you are kind to them. I don’t know much about swans. They’re definitely bigger and more robust, so I’m sure they could hurt someone real bad. But I don’t actively try to engage wildlife in combat, so I feel like I’d be ok around them.

It’s even more outrageous that we have Nazis in government.

I feel like having a colossal battery pack could help with that problem.

I was in the Bahamas and witnessed him being with you.

“…this technology suffers from extremely high latency.”

Thanks for the info, I love learning this kinda stuff.

This girl is going places in life.

I was under the impression that chelicerates were categorized as crustaceans, along with hexapoda. I’m not an expert in this, I just watch the phylogeny videos of Clint’s Reptiles and AronRa.

What in the actual hell is a “Predictive” odometer?

I used Linux for many years from 2005 to probably 2013 or so, and I liked it. I decided to go back a couple of years ago, and now I love it.

I’m glad I left Windows again when I did (about 2 years ago). There’s no AI bullshit in vim or mousepad. That said, vim is available on windows, so a full switch isn’t necessary if you’re not all about that Linux life.

No almost needed, that’s dope.

That would sound like an absurdist joke if you were talking about anyone else.

Can’t even put it into simplest form.

Maybe if her threat was directed towards the minimum wage worker, they’ll let her go then.