What if they don’t dance?

Idk if that argument still applies thanks to windows 11. They’re making control over your machine more and more restricted and more AI controlled. Really hate the way windows is going.

Nooo! My personal best time of Megaman X4 speedruns! It’s unbeatable! How can I face the limits of my own ability, knowing I will never be as good as that again!? Oh visage of despair, stay under the bed I beg of you! Stop tormenting meeee!!

Most importantly is the timing of the bell tolls. Once before drawing the circle and placing the candles, Twice as you are placing the sacrifice, and thrice while singing praise to the tech God.

As a man with 2 young kids, yes. Yes you do. It’s an obligation for you to enjoy the free time as much as you can. I rely on my childless friends to fill me in on what’s happening in the cultured world, because for me my life is nothing but Bluey, Paw Patrol, and Cocomelon.

2/10

if it weren’t for the slight sliver of hope I still desperately cling onto that my kids still have the possibility to have a happier experience with life than I had, I would’ve taken the express route off this ride years ago.

I was just a few dotted I’s and crossed t’s into finishing a plan when I learned I was having twins. So now I stick around, trying my best to give them the best experience with life that I possibly can. I’m not great at it, my personal life isn’t any better, I still hate everyone in this terrible world, but seeing them happy makes me smile. So there’s that.

Church without church is just a book club.

The disinterested cynical introverted friend of the fun obviously interested, hot person you’re trying to get involved with.

That bedtime snack will be delicious, but you have to deal with the crumbs after.

He’s absent on all current issues as well.

Ah that one works, thank you. Every time I selected to view the original post or the direct link, it wasn’t that one. Maybe I’ll try poking around to see if I can find an option that gives me that link.

It’s the same no matter where I open it.

Am I missing something here? Why is everyone talking about spiders

Your joke made me laugh, and I’m proud of you for making it.

Remember when we thought 2016 was the worst it could get?

Good times.

How is my guy only gonna poop 14 times in 38 years? My 3 year old kid has pooped twice 10 times that already

Mighty nein vibes.

Why do you add an Estimated Time of Arrival, but then not give a time?

What do you mean “what if?”

Oh wow. That is pretty cool.

Dude, again? These are the default officially licenced images that merch sellers use to print onto t-shirts and crap. There’s no way this is hand drawn.