You’ll never out-fox the fox!

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing to not put it in a fruit salad.

That was my first thought, they’re using the Fox News legal defense

He is literally the enemy

He can do anything he wants. Not legally of course, but when has legality ever stopped him before. It’s all so depressing

Don’t forget Franz Liszt and his famous piano piece, Endental Etude

That image should have a trigger warning. And for the creepy half of it, not the half with a brain.

You just need to add a comma and it becomes a critique.

“No stupid, rules of engagement”

Corporate bullshit like that used to just be mildly amusing, now it’s actively enraging.

Yes

Okay, there’s a lot going on with this one, but I’d also like to point out a particular anti-pattern in the “stop to unsubscribe” text. Note that it doesn’t say that you should reply with the word ‘stop’, it’s just a statement, as if any of the boomers (to which this is targeted) would know to do that. Not that it would work if they did, but it’s just particularly insidious.

I got free express passes for a work event, worth normally around $160 each. I got to spend 2.5 hours in line (the express line!) before the ride broke down and we all had to leave. In just over 8 hours in the park, we rode exactly 2 rides and would have spent over $500 each for the privilege had it not been a work trip.

Fuck Universal Epic.

I also agree the Vietnam war was an unjust one, but let’s not pretend that he dodged the draft for any reason other than being a complete fucking coward

He probably thinks Scandinavia is a country, although that word might be a bit too big in general for him.

The Shart of the Steal

I always figured milk and butter is at the back to minimize refrigeration loss from the front door opening

He expressly refuses to even try. He is on record stating one of humanity’s greatest problems is empathy.

Unfortunately with an error so egregious, the amount of people who found that near instantly was probably in the thousands

I would like to delete your comment.

Yep, I’m an American but I’ll be damned if i let anybody know it. So fucking ashamed of this country right now