Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.

And now “thirsty” means something totally different.

OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.

I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

Same. 3rd grade. On April 1st. The teacher had to step out of the classroom while most kids were struggling with it to stifle her laughter.

lol. Yes they will.

That’s exactly what a bot would post

This is all in preparation to prevent people from leaving the hellscape the US will become.

Your own children? No.

Are these hypothetical men your children? Do you just view men as “children” in general?

Are you proposing “grooming” men to behave how you want them to?

“Top secret”

ICE agents are there to convince TSA agents to join ICE.

Where is he going without even knowing the way?

Calling out Israel’s actions as a country have been declared “anti-Semitic”, and thus a hate-crime.

Just wait until you see the one being planned to justify postponing the elections.

“I am not Satan” - Satan

How do you pronounce PDF file?

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?

Intelligence is “woke” and therefore prohibited in the Oval Office.

If only people had told you so before the election

I’m not concerned