

-starts cooking with Teflon and metal spatula exclusively-


-starts cooking with Teflon and metal spatula exclusively-


YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM
–as you storm away to your room and slam the door–


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When you stop acting like a child people will stop treating you like one. It isn’t rocket science.


Classic Golden Rule. Stooping to their level doesn’t do you any good nor does it do the country any good nor does it do your fellow citizens any good so cut it out.


Easy with the Justice boner, it’s not an attractive look no matter how right or wrong you are.


Tis that time indeed matey


We can only hope


Can we get some of the clipart Style with the glossy glass rounded rectangle


the American mantra


When a company gives you a bunch of free services that work pretty well and everybody uses them, they get a little cocky


Always check to know you haven’t hit a ceiling where you’re working
Disagree. Sometimes its perfectly fine to hit a ceiling if you are comfortable where you are and are withing comfortable means. This always look for better is exhausting, and 100% guarantees you will never like your job.
To be clear, I am NOT advocating that people should stay in dead end job they hate. Do not under any circumstance willingly stay at a job you hate. you only get one life, dont make it about work or money.


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It was a time zone calculation issue


Narrator: but they didn’t


whatever you say sir cumference


If I’m all Edge and no point I guess that makes me very well rounded. I can only pray all of my edges are equidistant to my area centroid 🙏 I don’t care for the notion of being parabolic or elliptical in nature for sure.
Idk about the scientific validity of this approach, anyone care to comment?