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Cake day: June 14th, 2025

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  • My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have “emergency blanket” under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.

    Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.

    So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen










  • I do this and my wife doesnt. When it takes me an hour to clean after she cooks and 20 minutes after i cook, she seems confused.

    Not only am i cleaning everything, she used 3 mixing bowls that you could have just rinsed and used 1, and you left all the spices and ingredients on the counter so i have to put all that away too. Filled the sink with unrinsed dishes and poured filthy water on them to let it sit, so all that hand clean stuff needs extra attention. Spilled and burnt shit all over the stove, etc.

    Ive cleaned in restaurants where the cooks werent as messy lol