When the greatest thrasher of all time tells you to be respectful, you’d better fucking listen.

Just call it… triple D

HELP!

I’ve been possessed by a demon. The only way to exorcise it is to have women show me their vaginas. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to take.

There’s a restaurant in a small town in Michigan that I enjoy often. The town is home to five weed shops and not much else.

I drive there from Indiana, so I fully expect to be pulled over at some point.

I want to kick 2026 right in the balls