It’s edumacated, not edumacted. Get it rite!

Wasn’t this from the Original Series? I thought it was the dummy they discovered on the First Federation ship. (I could be wrong, of course.)

East Meets Southwest: Discard packet. Combine about 3/4 cup salsa (a whole cup if salsa is chunky) and 2 teaspoons soy sauce. May add about 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger, if desired. Cook noodles, drain and add to sauce.

I’ve made this since the late 90s. If you like both Southwestern and Asian cuisines, you might like this.

Oh, c’mon, Janeway wouldn’t have done anything so cruel unless they were trapped in the Gamma quadrant for at least another month.

My mother used to say “If wishes were horses,” and I had no idea where that came from. I didn’t get internet until after her death in 2001. I looked up that saying and the complete version is, " If wishes were horses then beggars would ride. " Apparently, it’s a very old saying so I guess adults weren’t always gross.

Oh, the poor gerbil!

Just so long as you leave after eating that many eggs.

The “Rex” in T-Rex means “king” in Latin. Therefore, the female T-Rex’s name should be Regina, which means “Queen” in Latin.

I think you should call it Librarian.

Oddly enough, that was my first thought too.

Censorship aside, some cultures believe that images of vulvas frighten away evil spirits because they’re symbolic of life. So who knows? That might work.

It’s a common thing in this house. Both my roommate and myself do it. I’m a frequent midnight snacker. Roommate’s son isn’t though. It’s weird to me that you’ve never known anyone who doesn’t. Maybe it’s an American thing. I don’t know.

Claudish: This is a hard stop: cry havoc, and release the dogs of war.

Indeed it is, Claude.

Just look at them. They already are an empanada filling.

When I was 11, I was annoying my mom a lot so naturally, she lunged at me with a butchers knife.

When I was 16, she beat me in the head with her fists.

I’m 55 now and she died when I was 30. You know what’s weird? I wish she had stabbed me when I was 11. She would have had to explain that. Then again, if someone had seen her threaten me for once. My half-sister saw her beat me in the head with her fists and Mama suffered no consequences so she probably wouldn’t have then either.

Hell yeah! It would be a vast improvement.

You’d ban Jerrys but not Donalds?

I’ve never met a Don or Donald that was a nice person. Seriously. And I’m old.

The plan is to artificially inflate the number of users with bots to fool advertisers into thinking there are a lot more users than there really is so they’ll advertise on Reddit. This is the only thing that matters now.

That’s why they love Trump so much. He’s an abusive, narcissistic tyrant, just like their god.