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Texas has been GOP governed for nearly 30 years.

The “please tread all over me” state.

This is a medieval comic

Those poorly driven nails are going to come back to haunt him. And by haunt, I mean tetanus in the foot.

Exactly this. Boomers have been pulling themselves and everyone else into the mud for 50+ years. They’ve had a massively outsized impact on society because there are just so many of them and they’re collectively dumb as rocks, and just as empathetic.

Take action on my behalf? Absolutely not. Go fuck yourself AI.

Or Boomer worms:

“We forgot that you exist for 30-45 minutes.”

Gotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don’t come to cuddle at night.

And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.

And no Greek mythology either.

The “please tread on me harder” state.

Encouragement and positive role models?

This is a great explanation

A figurative decimation.

And make the C suite personally liable too. Make them put their own skin in the game.

nodding Nicholsonly

“I am not trying to rob you; I’m trying to fuck you.”

*23 N

Top top, or like top 10 in the graduating class?

The physics of that speed and the air pressure means he’d be literally blowing people’s clothes off in the office.

“It’s a field; it’s just dirt and grass and bugs.”