Cyrus Draegur

Stop fantasizing about falling in love with literally any person who is nice to you and breaking your own heart.

Thank you for helping us punish the cancer that has grown over our entire nation… I wish we could just become part of Canada ;~;

They are literally those.

If i want McRib, i skip the middle man and just buy a bulk family-size tray/tub of frozen microwaveable riblets and go to fucking TOWN

How can this demonic scumbag continue to be SO out of touch. Fuck. Practically their whole fucking generation has been a blight.

I wish someone would step up and take care of this problem.

Not shown: the lower lines that list “Arguing in the Shower” and “Arguing in Your Imagination”, and the bottom line of “Not Arguing At All”

I had no idea “the call of the void” originated from French! Neato!

The void calls out to me constantly.

Every day.

All Day.

… I figure it’s just self-test diagnostics:
“hey, we’re still nominally functional and sane, right? Thinking about <AWFUL HIDEOUS HORRIFIC THING> gives us the badfeels like it should, right? Okay. Good.”

RAWR XD >w<

*holds up a spork*

This is a really fucking weird time to board the trump train. Like, right now is ESPECIALLY a weird time in particular.

Ohhh yeahhhh the lava lamp like ones are cool. Sometimes vague impressions of cyan and red, sometimes propagating in waves. I’m so glad other people are describing it!

Never. Ever. EVER. INSTALLING. ELEVEN.

Linus is a spectrum.

when you see the rats running from the end of the ship that’s settling a little lower in the water… that water ain’t outside the hull anymore.

weaponized incompetence exists at basically all levels of human interaction, alas…

but it’s especially shitty when corpos do it.

I really wish we’d stop fucking around and make executives regret what the people they are literally responsible for do. Their monetary compensation should be consummate with consequences–if they’re making three thousand times the amount of their front-facing employees they should be three thousand times more culpable for the shit their organization pulls.

Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

Turns out my ribs don’t actually care whether the boot that cracked them came from a decisive kick or because someone clumsily tripped over me.

(Also sufficiently advanced malice is often indistinguishable from incompetence by design: “oops we didn’t mean to, please forgive us and we pRoMiSe we won’t get caught do it again!”)

When i see that many idiots being duped it just makes me feel superior~!
>:3c

Joking aside, look at how foolish the median person is. That they are average means that literally half of humanity is even more foolish than they are.

Quantity may be a quality all its own but in light of such damning disqualifications it hardly matters at all.

I for one like this fella’s takes.

https://youtu.be/5n76TXuDcok

He services these appliances. Which is to say, he is specifically doing business with people who want to repair and keep theirs, and he has hands on in depth experience not only restoring them to working order but specific direct observation of what their faults and failure modalities are. He bases his positions on how robust a machine is such that people actually bother to get it fixed instead of just replacing it with a “new” one as if whole ass several hundred dollar appliances are single use appliances.

See, now that they’ve strongarmed everyone into using their new shitty OS and no longer using the old kind of okay one, they can change it however they want and all their users are stuck with it!

(Excuse me while i cackle madly in linux)