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24 days agoMy steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery, wow is me and woe be upon the chef.


My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery, wow is me and woe be upon the chef.


Die, baldy.


They used to kill politicians for less.
Play stupid games win deadly prizes.
The only people who care about shit like this are the people who don’t play video games.
A lot of you don’t play video games.
Shoot the jump shot. Shoot it!