I don’t think the router bits would fit in the phone slot and you would have to manually turn the phone to get the bits to route any design into the edge of the wood. I don’t think it would work at all! ( No stupid questions, then no stupid answer’s amiright! )

Sumbitch thinks just because he’s Gods son that he can get away with anything!

Empire!

Right… I used to get up in the morning at night at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before I went to bed, Eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay da mill owner to let us work there. And when I went home our dad used to murder us in cold blood, each night, and dance about on our graves, singing hallelujah. Yah, you try an tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you…

The only trading I’ve done is outside at a flea market! I’m innocent I tell ya!

“Y’all got any more of that catnip!”

I caught a handicapped dude trying to park in one of our spots last week. I rolled me and my buggy into the spot first and sat my ass down in the middle of the spot. Dude had to drive up front and take an open handicapped spot. The nerve!

Fuck that fucking fucker to the highest of Fuckativity!

No, I was actually searching for pics of Tates dick!

So why am I now thinking about Tates dick?

Fuck that fucking fucker to the highest of Fuckativity!

Once she’s got you hooked her Mack-erel Daddy will fillet your ass!

Well ain’t that some shit!

M orons

A re

G onna

A rrive!

The bitch obviously lured him in! 

So da bitch likes beautiful cracks. Who don’t!

Now the ICE age is rounding up and killing immigrants!

Many years ago I hung out with an old man that when asked him what he thought about a subject and he had no real input he would answer “I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!”

That will stay in my head forever.

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

        ~Jed Clampett~

I apparently said something bad about Lord Feltersnatch!