treadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoPeople that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttsmessage-squaremessage-square139linkfedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1243arrow-down1message-squarePeople that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttstreadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square139linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoThat’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoSounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoI make those smears with the poop knife
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoPoopy knife, happy wife!
That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track
Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.
I make those smears with the poop knife
Poopy knife, happy wife!